Fucking Rent

We are all fucking adults and should know how to pay rent on time. Like come on dude it's the 7th. Rent was due on the 1st. It's not that fucking hard to pay bills on time. I don't have a damn job and I can still do it. You make plenty of fucking money; get your shit together and your damn priorities straight. Holly fucking fuck.

My rant for the day.

Texts Fucking Message

In response to me telling a guy I use to bang i'm happy for him for getting a girlfriend.

Thanks! We have an awesome relationship! She likes to experiment. It would be hot to have her give you a few pointers on how to be a good little girl.

Where in the fucking universe does it say that a girl you use to fuck wants to hear about your sex experiments with your new girlfriend. And why the fuck would I ever want her to teach me anything. Come on dude; really. I'm just waiting for his next fucking text to say we should have a threesome.

My rant for the day.